Whenever I start to feel a little sad or anxious that my current (non)relationship isn’t exactly working out, I like to go look at these particular pictures of him on our friend’s facebook. I can’t really understand why this friend felt the need to post them up recently; they are from a vacation they took together five years ago and aren’t particularly interesting photos except to say that my unBeau looks horrifically bad in all of them. At first I couldn’t even believe it was the same guy, as I was unaware that his hair stylist in 2005 was also apparently Michael Bolton’s stylist circa 1985. I know it sounds shallow of me to do this in order to make myself feel better, but I have only 3 words: IT WORKS WONDERS.