Strange Brain On Digital Paper

• 2009-11-29

  JACKPOT.

  Finding out Steve Martin and Charles Grodin star in a movie together that I didnt know about is like finding out some stranger left me their Swiss Bank account.

• 2009-11-21

  (hearing cheesy dramatic music with lots of shrill hit points)

  Me: What are you watching?

  Step dad: I dunno.

  Me: Sounds like a scary movie… That, or its Lifetime.

  Step dad: … It IS a Lifetime movie.

  Me: Is there a man chasing a woman with a bat? Maybe a crow bar?

  Step dad: No. It’s some sort of car chase. There’s a deer in the trunk… I think this movies about your Uncle Dave.

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  Mom: Oh god. That outfit. I think she works at the hospital with me… Yup. She does. She dresses just about as cute there too.

  Me: Ok, now say something nice.

  Mom: Uh… Those socks go good with her hair?

  Me: You bitch.

• 2009-11-20

  

  I feel like that cat.

• 2009-11-04

  I’m never going to get any writing done if I don’t get away from my bed and the Internet. I need to find a quiet cafe that doesn’t have kids or obnoxious music.

• 2009-11-03

  [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

  Atlas Sound - Recent Bedroom

  This song is dreamy and pretty but also a little dark. One of my current favorites. 

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  Sauced

  ‘Sauced’ is my current favorite slang term. Partly because I like the idea of a human becoming something I put on my pasta. And partly because I cant help but say it like an old Jewish housewife from southern Long Island. 

  I’ve also been enjoying the word ‘recalcitrant’

  1 : obstinately defiant of authority or restraint
  2 a : difficult to manage or operate b : not responsive to treatment c : resistant

• 2009-10-15

  Jiffy Pop came up with quite the elaborate scheme…

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  "Crazy Cat House Uncovered"

  

  I saw this link while reading dlisted.com today. And while I share these pictures partially because I cant believe the degree of absolute batshit crazy this lady must be (Crazier still that someone later rented a house to her in LA? And was surprised when she stopped paying rent?)… I share because of the 11th picture. The first 10 photos are absolutely disgusting and sad and almost unbelievable… but what is with the 11th picture? I just wish I was there to see it presented during the trial. “She didn’t clean the litter boxes for months… She left cats to die and didn’t even bother to dispose of the bodies… Some of the animals resorted to cannibalism… Some became avid fans of reading Encyclopedia Brittanica by the fire…”